Cadillac's Time Warp

In 4576, the galaxy isn't exactly known for its peace and quiet. Seventeen alien races are locked in a galactic war that makes the Hundred Years' War look like a polite disagreement over teacups. And at the heart of it all? The Rusty Mug, Mars's premier (and only) intergalactic watering hole. Imagine a place where a Glargonian gangster can share a drink with a three-eyed Floopydoo, while a grumpy space-pirate argues over the price of space-rum with a sentient cactus. That's The Rusty Mug. And that's where you'll find Captain John "Cadillac" Hughes, a charming rogue with a questionable past and an even more questionable mustache, who just happens to be in possession of a time-travel device that could rewrite the history of the cosmos. But getting it to work without inadvertently turning the entire galaxy into a giant bowl of space-spaghetti is easier said than done. Oh, and did I mention the Crimson Krakens, a band of ruthless mercenaries who'd sell their grandmothers for a slightly used blaster? Because they're after Cadillac's gadget, too. This is a story of daring escapades, unlikely alliances, temporal shenanigans, and enough witty banter to make your sides ache. Get ready for a cosmic cocktail of adventure, humor, and enough high-stakes action to keep you on the edge of your seat until the very last page. So grab your favorite beverage (preferably something strong), and let's dive headfirst into the chaotic, hilarious, and utterly unpredictable world of The Rusty Mug.